Your Mate in Minnesota
Who needs em? Certainly not the average lonelyheart living
in the great white north.
ads you are about to read are actual personals placed in
The Northland Reader magazine, summer of 1998. Spelling
and grammatical oversights have not been edited from original
ads. Laugh, but only if you must.
NS, 70+ seeks SWM who enjoys movies, dining out,
slow dancing, books, music, outdoors and dogs.
SWF, 28, ISO LTR w/ good looking male who has
a job, no criminal record and who does not hit, lie
or cheat. I have Great Lungs and a Heart O' Gold!!!
WF, shy, cute, likes animals, walks, traveling.
Seeking tall Teddy Bear, 38-48, with morals and hair.
woman, big thoughts
WF, 19, country girl looking for a ride from a
country boy who loves to roll around in the hay.
and get it!
Get what? Get a sashayin', pool playin', mind
sayin', fish slayin', bill payin', smoke nayin', average
weighin', drink maintainin', sex delayin', woman for
datin'! Know what I'm sayin'?
M, 45, ISO female that enjoys the woods. She must
take the path less traveled--wilderness, camping,
music, reading, dancing--not a TV person.
I am full figured, under 5', 60+ years old. I would
like to meet a nice man who likes yard and rummage
sales, eating in or out, lake walks, cards and bingo.
Summer is here so let's see what happens. I am shy
at first but maybe you can help me get over that.
660 month old DWM bull seeking possible LTR with
smoking slender heifer to share feed troughs, walks
and the simple things in life. Respond if you are
honest, enjoy quiet times and are WW/S female between
480 to 660 months old.
the journey sweetly
Me: Humerous, easy-going, sentimental, honest,
weird, blond, sensuous, rubinesque, physical, new
age. You: Like?
SWM, 30, brown hair, hazel eyes, 5'8" 1/2, 150
lb., neatly groomed beard. Seeking S/D female, age
open, race & weight "unimportant!"
22 year-old free thinking individual who loves
stickers, coloring and self-expression, blue eyes,
pierced lip and green hair. ISO playmate to act childish
and have a blast with.
SWM, 40, 6'1", 210, brown hair and eyes. Seeking
a tall, hot, busty, sexy, loving female 20-45, outdoor
lover who enjoys the Beargrease. Red hair a plus.
Hurry, let's cuddle by the fire!